[Resolved]  Reliance Communications — False promises and myths at its best!

I let you read the following extracts covered from alcatel-lucent:
I have entered some true facts here and there in between...

PARIS and MUMBAI, May 12 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Reliance Communications, India's largest integrated telecommunications service provider, and Alcatel-Lucent (Euronext Paris and NYSE: ALU) today announced forming a global joint venture. Combining the unique strengths of Alcatel-Lucent and Reliance Communications, the joint venture company would foray in the fast growing USD 16 billion Managed Network Services industry and will cater to telecom operators, both CDMA and GSM
(so people using GSM need not be happy 'cos there r only at max 8 million smart gsm subscribers..so you won't be able to enjoy so much from the bol india bol offer! and RIM guys, having cdma connections shouldn't be happy either as the no. of cdma circles is only 22 in the whole of INDIA!!),
across the globe.




The first assignment of this joint venture will be to provide Managed services (BECAUSE RIGHT NOW IT IS HELL OUT OF PLACE) for Reliance Communications nationwide CDMA & GSM (REMINDER AGAIN YOU CAN'T ENJOY BOTH THE TECHNOLOGIES AT THE SAME TIME !) networks in India .




"World over, the biggest challenge telecom operators are facing is to continuously improve competitiveness by reducing operating expenditure and enhancing network quality to provide superior customer experience. The combined expertise and experience of Reliance (WHICH IS ZERO RIGHT NOW)and Alcatel-Lucent would create an unmatched blend of leadership in technology(TO BE CONTRIBUTED BY ALCATEL-LUCENT), innovation(BY ALCATEL LUCENT), scale of operations and customer service to become the worlds leading Managed Network Services Provider(PLEASE DON'T SAY WORLD'S LEADING, 'COS YOU ARE FORGETTING AIRTEL AND VODAFONE ), " said Mr. Sandip Biswas, Head - Managed Network, Reliance Communications. "The joint venture is a leap forward in Reliance Communications(WHICH DOESN'T EVEN HOW TO STAND ) & apos; vision to continuously redefine the benchmarks of customer experience(THE UNSATISFACTIOIN AND GUILT YOU GET AFTER TALKING TO THE CUSTOMER CARE EXECUTIVES IN RCOM) and enhance value for our 2 million shareholders(SO, IT'S ALWAYS FOR THE SHAREHOLDERS MY DEAR PUBLIC, IT HAS NO INTENTIONS OF HELPING YOU COMMUNICATE YOUR NEAR AND DEAR ONES!)."




With the unique combination of network management and operations expertise, consulting and IT experience, as well as technology, the joint venture would facilitate a proactive, quick-to-respond environment to fast-paced and dynamic market conditions(RELIANCE IS A FOOL OR SAY DUMB IN RESPECT TO MARKET ANALYSIS...IT DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO ADVERTISE WHAT NEW OFFERS ARE COMING.ANY COMPANY WHICH DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION TO ADVERTISEMENTS AND ATTRACTIVE OFFERS WILL DOOM) to leading telecom service providers including Reliance Communications(LOOK IT ALREADY SAYS ITS SECONDARY THING!). The joint venture will support the expansion and growth of Reliance Communications(WHICH WILL COME AFTER ANIL AMBANI PASSES AWAY AND MR. SUNIL MITTAL GETS CONTROL OF rCOM), within and outside India(WHEN IT CAN'T WORK WELL IN INDIA, HOW THE HELL DOES IT THINK IT WILL WORK IN OTHER PLACES?? INDIANS MIGHT BE FOOLS BUT NOT THE WHOLE WORLD IS FOOL MY DEAR), bringing predictability of the operations and related expenses, while maintaining the highest standards of customer experience(THE STANDARDS ARE RIGHT NOW IN THE NEGATIVE SIDE OF ZERO...SO, IT WILL FIRST TRY TO REACH STANDARD ZERO).




"Alcatel-Lucent is committed to help Reliance retain its market leadership role(WHICH IT NEVER HAD)by helping them increase their customer satisfaction and business capitalisation by operating and maintaining their networks together with managing complex network projects(WHICH ARE UNDER THE MOST LAZIEST AND CORRUPTED PROJECT OFFICERS), " said Andy Williams, President of Alcatel-Lucent&apos(WHO WILL LEARN IN NO TIME HOW BIG MISTAKE THEY HAD DONE BY SHAKING HANDS WITH RCOM);sServices business. "This partnership confirms our trusted partner relationship with Reliance Communications and reinforces Alcatel-Lucent's position as a strong and competitive managed services provider."




A new legal entity is being formed as part of the joint venture. Alcatel-Lucent will have the operational control of the new entity. Reliance Communications is represented in the Joint Venture through its wholly owned subsidiary.




The joint venture would thereafter expand its operations in the global arena(RELIANCE ALWAYS TALKS GLOBAL SO, THEY ARE UNREACHABLE TO THE COMMON PUBLIC...THEY COME ONLY IN NEWS AND HEADLINES...NO FIELDWORK!! IN FACT THEY DON'T KNOW ANY ABOUT PUBLIC DEMAND AND FIELD WORK). This joint venture will create a unique cornerstone and cost-effective bridge for managed services globally.(AGAIN TALKING "GOLOBAL")




About Reliance Communications




Reliance Communications Limited founded by the late Shri Dhirubhai H Ambani[protected]WHO REMAINS AS THE ONLY RESPECTABLE THING IN RELIANCE)is the flagship company of the Reliance Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group. The Reliance Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group currently has net worth in excess of Rs. 55, 000 crore ( USD 14 billion ), cash flows of Rs. 11, 000 crore ( USD 2.8 billion ), net profit of Rs. 7, 700 crore ( USD 1.9 billion ) and zero net debt. Rated among " Asia's Top 5 Most Valuable Telecom Companies(REMEMBER IT IS AT THE FIFTH POSITION, NOT FIRST, NOT SECOND, NOT THIRD)", Reliance Communications is India's foremost and truly integrated telecommunications service provider(IN PAPERS!). The company, with a customer base of over 48 million(8 MILLION ANGRY GSM SUBSCRIBERS WHO ARE CURSING RCOM + 40 MILLION RIM CUSTOMERS TROUBLED BY CUSTOMER CARE EXECUTIVES' CARELESSNESS!) including over 1.5 million individual overseas(DON'T GET IMPRESSED, IT IS ONLY NEPAL AND BHUTAN THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT!) retail customers(RETAILERS ARE CURSING THEMSELVES FOR TURNING UP WITH RELIANCE), ranks among the Top 10(AGAIN REMEMBER, IT IS AT THE 10TH SPOT..! AND THERE ARE ONLY 10 COMPETITORS!!) Asian Telecom companies by number of customers. Reliance Communications corporate clientele includes 1850 Indian and multinational corporations, and over 250 global carriers. Reliance Communications has established a pan- India, next generation, integrated (wireless and wireline), convergent (voice, data and video) digital network that is capable of supporting best-of-class services spanning the entire infocomm value chain(THEY WILL NOT BE ENJOYED EVEN BY YOUR SON AND GRANDSONS!), covering over 15, 000 towns(ONLY??? THERE ARE MORE THAN 10 LAKH TOWNS) and 400, 000 villages(ONLY?? THERE ARE MORE THAN 40 LAKH VILLAGES IN INDIA!!). Reliance Communications owns and operates the world's largest next generation IP enabled connectivity infrastructure, comprising over 165, 000 kilometres of fibre optic cable systems in India, USA, Europe, Middle East and the Asia Pacific region. For more information, visit http://www.reliancecommunications.co.in (THIS SITE IS CRAP AND DOESN'T EVEN TAKE SUGGESTIONS FROM ITS WELL-WISHERS--THE MOST UNITELLIGENT SITE EVER!!)


About Alcatel-Lucent




Alcatel-Lucent (Euronext Paris and NYSE: ALU) provides solutions that enable service providers, enterprise and governments worldwide, to deliver voice, data and video communication services to end-users. As a leader in fixed, mobile and converged broadband networking, IP technologies, applications and services, Alcatel-Lucent offers the end-to-end solutions that enable compelling communications services for people at home, at work and on the move. With operations in more than 130 countries, Alcatel-Lucent is a local partner with global reach. The company has the most experienced global services team in the industry, and one of the largest research, technology and innovation organisations in the telecommunications industry. Alcatel-Lucent achieved revenues of Euro 17.8 billion in 2007 and is incorporated in France, with executive offices located in Paris . For more information, visit Alcatel-Lucent on the Internet: http://www.alcatel-lucent.com



rELIANCE COMMUNICATIONS TALKS ABOUT ONLY BEING GLOBAL AND THAT WAY THEY HAVE NEGLECTED SERVICES TO VILLAGES AND TOWNS.
LOOK AT AIRTEL.LOOK HOW MANAGED AND EFFICIENT THEIR PLANS ARE.
BARKING DOGS SELDOM BITE.RELIANCE BARKS A LOT BUT DOESN'T PERFORM.IT DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE CUSTOMER PROBLEMS.
THOUGH IT HAS LOTS OF MONEY, IT HAS THE CHEAPEST TOWERS AMONG ALL THE TOWERS IN THE WORLD..!
"NO NETWORK FOLKS!" SHOULD BE THE COMPANIES TAG!!!
THIS COMPANY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE FOOL OF DISTRIBUTORS.
THIS IS THE DISTRIBUTOR OF RCOM GSM SMART DISTRIBUTOR WRITING...SO, I AM MORE THAN YOU THINK.I KNOW THE MAIN INTENTIONS OF THE COMPANY.AND TO TELL YOU, IT'S NOT IN A MOOD TO HELP THE PUBLIC.

distributor or gsm
smart RCom