[Resolved]  Delhivery Courier Service — Give them some credit!

Now that's not fair... Them IIT guys... Brilliant minds... You know... They all actually sit down and map the most optimal path to your house... Down to the smallest detail... Deliberations last at least a week... But if you're lucky enough to get your package, you have the ethereal peace in the knowledge that it traversed the most favorable path in the space-time continuum.