[Resolved]  Nestle - Maggi Noodles — Fly inside the pack

My cousin found one too, he choked on it and died alone and hungry. His wife wasnt there, she was with me in bed. Now the guilt has driven me to depression. Everytime i see a housefly, i jizz in my pants. Now i wont get laid because i have a fly fetish. My cousin's son is out to avenge me, but my doctor says i suffer from temporary paranoia. I go to bed crying, and when i cant sleep, i look for flies so that i can jizz in my pants once again, to drive the pain away.And for ultimate climaxing, the jizz must hit a fly in mid air. I have erotic dreams about the flies. If you want to hear more, read my book called: vestigial voyeurism: a drosophila disaster. Who has bigger problems now?

i have purchased your maggi 20 Rs. pack. and i have found plastic/Foreign particle in your maggi. u contect me as soon as possible i have proof of that packet with maggi. batch no, is 00322814TB, feb 2010/D.
kindly take corrective action for this
who will be responsible for our life???????