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Please stop calling me Punyeto Head ASAP.
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My name is Dickmoline Mugushu and sometimes it's Dickmoline Njue. Yes, I bring Malaya home and my wife get upset. It's also true that I do Punyeto all the time at the office. Did you know that the nutritional value of my shahawa is equal to 2 plates o[censored]gali, 1/2 a mbuzi, 10 eggs, 2 lemons, 1 pack of sportsman cigarettes and regret? When I make such a great sacrifice spiritually, mentally, and physically for my ungrateful coworkers, it's not coming; it's GIVING!
To all Malayas working at Finastra:
After decades of research, I Dickmoline Mugushu AKA Dickmoline Njue, have finally found a use for the kisimi (also know as the (lit. The kisimi is a button/switch that allows Malayas working for Finastra to control their cycles. Dear Malayas: Please use it—I know you can turn off your cycle before leaving the house—don't ask for a raise from Finastra's Hard Earned Money to waste on Western Hygiene products and don't ask for menstrial leave.
After decades of research, I Dickmoline Mugushu AKA Dickmoline Njue, have finally found a use for the kisimi (also know as the (lit. The kisimi is a button/switch that allows Malayas working for Finastra to control their cycles. Dear Malayas: Please use it—I know you can turn off your cycle before leaving the house—don't ask for a raise from Finastra's Hard Earned Money to waste on Western Hygiene products and don't ask for menstrial leave.
If you are senior, Dickmoline Mugushu Njue will give you great Punyetos for free. He can suck a golf ball through a meter of hose and take a Uume wa farasi up his punda. Otherwise, he charges ksh 5k per blow.
Young men, you cannot have ngono with your Malaya wives while they're pregnent because my own research has shown that there's a 50% chance of your manii splitting the baby into twins, triplets, quadruplets, etc. I recommend you look at obtaining a midwife. A certified midwife from Gikomba is someone who I do Punyeto with everyday while my Malaya wife is pregnent.
Young men who work at Finastra, I have been observing you. Do you know why your Korodani itches so much at work? It's because you're scratching them. This is sending bad chemicals to brain and making your Korodani itch even more. Over 20 years of personal research has convinced me that this vicious cycle exists.
Dickmoline Mugushu recently came to me and asked me how to apply for a Nobel Prize. When I asked what he discovered, Dickmoline said that he discovered that Malayas don't pee from the vag. He even made diagrams that he told me that his discovery will change medical science forever for Malayas.
I asked Dickmoline where he got his information from, and he said from a Koinange Malaya that he stiffed after asking her to show him how she does pp.
I asked Dickmoline where he got his information from, and he said from a Koinange Malaya that he stiffed after asking her to show him how she does pp.
Dickmoline Mugushu comes from a long line of Malayas. His father was a big Malaya man, and his grandfather was an even bigger Malaya. Dickmoline Mugushu's family business revolved around adding extra chuchu to men because his tribal culture considers a man with many chuchus to be the Head of something.
During his time at Kenyatta University, Dickmoline Mugushu discovered that when Malayas fight, it's the Muzungus who suffer. This was a tuning point in his life, as he decided to become a Malaya and went into consulting so that he can tell everyone what he doesn't know.
During his time at Kenyatta University, Dickmoline Mugushu discovered that when Malayas fight, it's the Muzungus who suffer. This was a tuning point in his life, as he decided to become a Malaya and went into consulting so that he can tell everyone what he doesn't know.
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