Dear sir and or madam,
It has come to my attention that you have missed the very lucrative opportunity to create a non-drying body wash call knees and toes. Really, i can't believe you didn't see this. It'd make me so happy i'd start beating my meat right there in aisle 3 of cvs. Lol jk, like i need an excuse to # off in public. Well, i gotta go, my parole officer wants me to stop by and see a therapist about my "strange" compulsions. Can't wait to see the look on her face when i come in as naked as a newborn baby, something i also have a fetish for. Well by, hope to be wacking off to your new body soap soon
Hugs and tickles,
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