Once upon a time, there was a person who needed the passport to claim that he is an Indian. One fine day in March, 2007, he applied for the same in the regional passport office, Chennai, hoping to receive the said passport in another few months! He was charged legitimately and informed that the documents submitted will be sufficient for obtaining the passport.
2007 went off successfully.
Then, came 2008 which went successfully too.
But, the man never received his passport except for the status..
There are some deficiencies in your application. Please contact P.R.O. of this office.
The dejected man, however, met the person in August, 2007.
The status still reads the same.
He met the P.R.O. twice already within this long span of time, bearing the long queue too.
However, the man is yet to get his passport.
By the way, if anyone happen to find our the file no: A 013086 of 2007 DoB:01/01/1985
somewhere in the RPO, Chennai, please do something with it. The documents in the file belongs to me.
The man still waits for the passport..The man happens to be me.
Please do something, RPO..
The man is waiting to live happily ever after.